Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-952 (?)
- SCP-952 is a dangerous type of "math rock" music, called "NP Rock," that causes severe mental changes in anyone who listens to it regularly. After just one week, musicians can learn to play it, and after four weeks, they can only play this specific type of music and experience major personality shifts that ruin their romantic relationships. After twelve weeks, listening to any other music causes them great distress. The music is so harmful that the organization tries to destroy all recordings, shut down venues that played it, and discredit the entire "math rock" genre to prevent its spread.
- Charles the Bald (?)
- Charles the Bald was a Carolingian emperor, King of West Francia (modern-day France), and King of Italy, who reigned from 843 to 877. The youngest son of Louis the Pious and grandson of Charlemagne, he spent much of his rule in conflict with his brothers and other relatives over control of the fragmented Carolingian Empire, ultimately securing West Francia through the Treaty of Verdun in 843. He also faced constant struggles against Viking incursions, for which he established fortified bridges and a mobile cavalry, and dealt with rebellions in Aquitaine and Brittany. His nickname "the Bald" may have been ironic, referring to his initial lack of a kingdom rather than actual baldness.